Viking Warrior-THOR

The Viking Warrior, Thor, having for sometime been pondering this awfull mess unfolding down below in his ancetory land makes a request from the greatest god..he says

" oh mighty one, I need some time to become mortal again, i need to experience the pleasures and pain no longer afforded to me in this land of the immortal. Please oh masterful one, give me a day on earth, so i may once again indulge some sinful pleasures"

In a flash, he is transported to a pub, somewhere on the outskirts of the Essex countryside and is seated next to an attractive local girl.

"Vud you like a drink" says Thor

"oohh", she says, with a slight lisp, " Mummy says I shoodnt but I fink I wheel" ( mummy says I souldnt, but I think I will- I am sure you get the idea )

so he buys her a vodka and orange which she drinks down briskly and slams the empty glass on the counter.

"Oh", says Thor, "vud you like another drink?"

"Oooh", she says, "mummy says I shoodnt but I Fink I wheel"

so he buys her a tripple bacardy and coke, which again, she drinks down in one go and slams the empty glass on the counter.

"Ok", says Thor, "I am staying in a nice hotel just down the road and I would like to invite you back with me now for some more nice drinks"

"oh" she says, " Mummy says I shoodnt but I fink I wheel"

So off they go....

the next morning, he wakes up, she is in the bathroom..he is lying in bed, and he thinks " I should introduce myself, she doesnt even know my name"

When she comes out he says

"Hi im THOR"

"so am I" she says, " I can hardly P**S!"