Now's a good time to buy shares in shredding machine manufacturers

The FTSE is going down & down and the only shares going up are those of manufacturers of shredding machines. I should have bought some 3 days ago as they are now worth 4 times what they were then !

Perhaps we should seriously be asking the police to get a warrant to seize the FSA Kaupthing records of their dealings with FSC, Treasury, IOM befoe they are shredded.