Can anyone recommend an IFA???

  • Pat
  • 10/10/08 30/11/12
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Posted: Thu, 12/04/2012 - 01:27

I am not sure where to turn these days for financial advice. And I was hoping someone here could recommend or point me in the right direction. I still live overseas but have a small old occupational pension fund with Phoenix Life from an old employment in the UK - The retirement date is nigh and I guess I don't have much faith in the financial industry and I have not been impressed by the performance of the fund with Phoenix.

If anyone out there could either recommend anyone or suggest the best way forward i would be very grateful.

Thanks.....

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  • cottesmore
  • 21/10/08 16/07/12
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  • Thu, 12/04/2012 - 07:21

My opinion, for what its worth,is to buy a 2/3 bedroomed house and rent it out.Rents have been rising quickly, as there is a shortage of affordable housing.People are struggling to raise deposits to buy,fuelling the rental income market.You must also remember that the so called, 'doom and gloom' painted in the housing market,never happened.At worst, house prices flat lined,but in reality have still risen in most areas.It is also the major factor that its a 'real' asset.Its bricks and mortar,not some crappy bond or share option or a reliance on, 'so called experts' to manage your cash with invisible and unreliable performance.You dont need to be an expert to own property.Its yours to sell,rent or do what ever you want with.Cash in the bank is a complete and utter loss.It continues to devalue as you leave it there,due to inflation and rubbish interest rates offered by the Banks.I am of course not a Financial Advisor,but i am a Property Developer.I made my fortune from this sector.I made the mistake of listening to the, 'so called financial experts.' The rest is history as they say.Never again will i allow someone to tell me what to do with my money.I can drive past my properties and see 'my cash growing.' Anyway,thats only my opinion, NOT advise as im 'not qualified' to give advise!!!!!!!!! Best of luck to you.


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  • Pat
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  • Tue, 17/04/2012 - 00:25

Cottesmore,

Thank you very much for the response. Much appreciated. I would actually dearly love to to do just as you suggest but the stupid plan was devised by those 'experts' you mention and it seems i cannot just take the cash!!! I am trying to find a way around this but no luck so far.

Really appreciate all your jokes, certainly brought me many many smiles...........

Not to your standards but worth a cringe at least:

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    The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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  3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

  4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

  5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm,
    and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

  6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
    "Does this taste funny to you?"

  7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home ."
    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

  8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
    Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
    "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

  9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
    nothing to look at either.

  10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

  11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but
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  12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
    He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor
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  13. I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.

  14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

  15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the
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  16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a
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  17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and
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    other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later,
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  19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of
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    He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his
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  21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different
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    would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.


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  • cottesmore
  • 21/10/08 16/07/12
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  • Tue, 17/04/2012 - 16:40

Hi Pat,
Thank you for your kind words of gratitude.
P.S Anything that makes people smile counts!!!
Best Wishes,
Mark