TIME IS UP FOR THE ISLE OF MAN YELLOW FELLOWS

Posted 23/07/2009 - 13:03 by conned

Time up for the Isle of Man Ministers

I’m stirring up a potion
With a lovely smelly pong
I will paint the Tynwald yellow
And I’ll make it really strong

They thought it very clever
To purloin our hard earned money
With a yellow streak all up their backs
They won’t think it so funny

I’ll be out there waiting for them
These snivelling little guys
And I’m revving up my engine
On my launch pad in the skies

So when they aren’t looking
I shall sneak up like a mouse
And I’ll paint these creeps with potion
When they’re coming out the house (of Keys)

I’ve got loads of stinking fish heads
Oozing globs of putrid scum
And they burst with rotten maggots
And I’ll zap them one by one

They will never know what hit them
When I’m whizzing through the trees
And I’m firing pots of yoghurt
From a gun between my knees

Now time is getting shorter
For this bunch of rotten fellows
Yes Isle of Man prepare yourselves
I’ll paint you shades of yellows

This might be good for a laugh. Only wish we could do it.

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